Wednesday, July 1, 2009

My Wednesday

Today, as i sat on the bench waiting for my bus, a tall thin man who clearly was a psychopathic , sat next to me. I did not make eye contact, yet he decided to strike up a conversation. This is how it went...

Psychopathic: Hey, haven't seen you around here lately.Me: Hi, yeah...Psychopathic: What do you like to do?Me: Not much.Psychopathic: I can tell.Me: (Smiles awkwardly)Psycopathic: What did you do today?Me: Not much. I'm a not much sort of girl.Psycopathic: I can tell that too.Me: (Laughs nervously)Psycopathic: I'm from Maleny, do you go up there much?Me: No, i dont.Psycopathic: Do you remember me?Me: No? Psycopathic: Yeah, it was one crazy night.Me: I'm sure it was.

-Bus Comes, he jumps on the same bus! I scamper and sit next to CC-

Landsborough Train Station, walking over to the car.

Psycopathic: Cya later. Peace.Me: Bye.Psycopathic: God, your beautiful.Me: (Laughs nervously again...get to the fucking car hannah!)Psycopathic: Can i shout you a beer at the pub?Me: (Shakes head and jumps in the car)Mum: How was your day?Me: Just drive!
Psycopathic walks over to our car. Mum in great haste locks the doors.Ha!He wanted a lift up to Maleny!

No where is safe. Lock up your daughters and sons, god lock up your teddy bears!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Byron Bay

Byron Bay, the hippy capital. Set off down there Saturday afternoon. Rained. Couldn't find the unit and Jarrad being a manly man wouldn't let me call to check where it was. Wandered around and got lost. Found it. Went out for dinner. When it came to paying for it we didn't know how. Got the bill. What do we do with this now? Paid for the over priced dinner. Left in great haste. Took a drive up to the lighthouse. The rest is for your imagination. Woke in the morning, jumped on Jarrad. Showered. Dressed. Packed. A quick one night stay. Drove to Pottsville to the markets. Spotted some dikes. Jarrad giggled. On to Hastings Point and Cabarita Beach for lunch. To Kingscliffe for petrol and a much relieved toilet stop. So relieved in fact Jarrad got onto the highway and started going to Ballina. Turned around. Headed home. Rained. I slept for an hour. Got back to Beerwah.

Yeah, my weekend in a nutshell =]

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Movie Marathons

I now look at Movie Marathons with disdain. They are just an excuse for security guards to do the whole "we have authority because we have the badge" otherwise known as a power trip. They are just an excuse for girls to hook up with randoms and give them blow jobs. They are just an excuse to start commotion with the audience by yelling "penis"

I sure won't be going to another one.
Bloody pay bloody $20 to fall asleep in three bloody movies while some bloody boy is getting some bloody action from some bloody cum sucking blonde bimbo with an obnoxious bloody voice. Vindictive slut.

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Well, i did it. I achieved what i set out to do.

Last night i decided to shoot up to space in my superwoman outfit which consisted of a red cape. Yes, only a red cape. My mission? To show what the aliens are missing out on by not coming to earth! I moon walked, i space danced, i cyber shuffled my way around the galaxy starkers, butt naked, completely and utterly in the nude (apart from the cape)!

Yes, i know.
I'm amazing.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

You know...

You know that relieved feeling you get when you've just let a pee out that you've been holding in for ages?

Yeah, i'm feeling that right now.
Except i haven't peed, i've finished my English Assignment a.k.a the devil incarnate

Whose awesome?
I AM! :D

Monday, May 11, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009


He's pretty amazing.