Aliens

Well, i did it. I achieved what i set out to do.

Last night i decided to shoot up to space in my superwoman outfit which consisted of a red cape. Yes, only a red cape. My mission? To show what the aliens are missing out on by not coming to earth! I moon walked, i space danced, i cyber shuffled my way around the galaxy starkers, butt naked, completely and utterly in the nude (apart from the cape)!

Yes, i know.
I'm amazing.

You know...

You know that relieved feeling you get when you've just let a pee out that you've been holding in for ages?

Yeah, i'm feeling that right now.
Except i haven't peed, i've finished my English Assignment a.k.a the devil incarnate

Whose awesome?
I AM! :D

Oriental Noodles

Yeah,

He's pretty amazing.

Forkplay

Forkplay new brand of Foreplay only better

Hannah?

I'm known as Hannah, Fardee, Han or Luigi.
I'm a daughter, i'm a sister, i'm an aunty, i'm a cousin, i'm a friend, i'm a girlfriend.

When can i just be ME?

I know to some that may be a weird question to ask because we all become a me when we are born but i'm asking it. I'm questioning it. I'm questioning my small, paranoid, indecisive, weird, doubting, trustless, hopeless being.

I just want to feel safe in my skin. I only want to think about me for once and not others.
I want to be able to cast aside the things people do that bothers me and say fuck it! its your life...not mine...go do what you want but when shit hits the fan don't come to me for sympathy

Tuesday.

Today is Tuesday.
The day is Tuesday.
It is Tuesday today.
Fuck i love Tuesday.
Not really but i just like saying Tuesday.
It rolls of the tongue real nice.

Tuesday is a great day because i have maths in the afternoon.
I really love a teacher who teaches the kids she wants to teach and neglects the others.
I'm in the others category.
So is Dale because he is Dale and i quote "all teachers hate me because i'm smarter then them"
He's also a ninja.

And then there is Tasha who draws naked girls for her to later masturbate over.
No really, she does because they are good drawings. With big eyes (no squinty eyes to be seen) so they can see Tasha's ecstacy.

Ryan then follows, Tasha's trusty sidekick (otherwise known as the boyfriend)
He likes to draw cars, Aldi's preferrably because they are Tasha's favourite.

Yeah, thats pretty much it.

TUESDAY!!!

Fantasies

Why do i have The Ultimate fantasies?

Because they involve Russell Brand and Peter Griffin.

One is a hysterical, eccentric pommy bloke with a high sex drive and the other is a morbidly obese cartoon character...[mmm, cartoon sex]

I pretty much have the best dreams involving these two...

Driving in my car, car, CAR!!

I hate traffic
I hate it how people don't indicate
I hate it when guys in trucks look down to check out your "junk"
I hate it when lights turn amber..."there was enough green in that, right?"
I hate it when trucks pull in and expect you to move over or slow down
I hate it when my brother trys to distract me and i get the giggles
I hate it when someone steals my car space
I hate it when i start panicking

I pretty much hate everything about driving, yet i love it.

A love hate relationship?

Go figure.

Live, Love, Laugh

So Proud =]

Epic

How many Dales does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who needs a lightbulb? Dale has enough energy alone to light up a room!

Fuck we're awesome.

Bow down to the Masters of the Internet! When you are all having a good night out on a Saturday Dale and I are making Epic translations of the afterworld...

Yeah...completely off track...but it sounds cool, ok?

Don't judge me.

You know who's a legend?

Dale.




















He has way too much energy to be from Earth.

: |

Jarrad is at the Casino tonight and i am making a start on my English Assignment.

Fuck this!

Fuck school.

Stress....

Feeling pretty average tonight.
Not at all quirky or sarcastic, for once.
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I feel a tad like the drawing below.





















Except my hair is curly and i'm not as skinny.
I'm not pink either and i haven't a mono brow (or maybe i do?)